"I'm always amazed by how quickly a pre-dinner snack can turn into eating an entire jar of pickles."
- a Keaton status update that I had to record so I can look back and laugh again later

might as well do a "Judy-ism" (as Jeremy R. calls them) as well

"I always tell God--and I know He doesn't like it--that if You do this, then it means this..."
-Judy on signs from God. Specifically about who I'm going to marry if her epidural works out.

"I have a uniquely German capacity to vacillate between sentimentality and coldness."
-Tina Fey, describing a trait I see very much in my German family. :)