A couple Tony-isms

"There were no undo's."
-Tony, on the original Photoshop

Tony: "See that is terrible advertising."
Me: "I hate Wal-Mart."
Tony: "Yeah....but they actually had a good commercial. It was when you went to the bathroom."

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I feel like I've been letting myself become an island. 

And it's probably time to stop doing that.

And a strange thing is waking up and not knowing where you are. It didn't happen all summer at the farm or in Iowa, or in all the houses that I've house sit for all of these months, but this morning when I woke up, I looked at the headboard of the bed I was sleeping in, and I actually thought I was on a boat. 

Two separate occasions in the night, I woke up and thought I was at sea.

It was a wonderful illusion.

"Those trailers depreciate so quickly though, like cars."
"Well you know what Tony, they would still appreciate you."
-Bryan

I try to write things down that people say when they're funny to me.
Here are some Tony-isms from dinner at the D'Amico's last night.

"That's not called an Americano, that's called 'Can I have a little sick with my disgusting?'"

"I like to 2nd hand smoke better than first hand smoke."
"Well I just like to smoke in the house."

And my favorite

"Yeah, she's had a little bit to drink, but haven't we all?"-when no one was drinking but him