Me: How are you?
J: I am twelve days sober.
Me: That is awesome!
J: Yeah, I am only smoking pot now.
It would be very easy to become a psychopath. I am on a steady plan to become one, and it has involved not sleeping all week, and then trying to work while still in a dream state, and with a lack of red meat in my diet. Add Eternal Sunshine to all of this, shake with espresso and eggnog, and add Halloween makeup and not taking a night off from anything, and there you go.
"I found your life's most perfect butter sauce."
- Chef Celisse
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