I didn't think I would like Roxanne at the beginning. Sometimes she would do things that would bug me, but now I find myself embracing her strange behavior, and her surprising concerns.

"I think I'm going to go to Bosley, and have them help me with my eyebrows."
"Your eyebrows? What? What is Bosley?"
"You know it's that commercial where they take hair from the back of your head and put it on the front of your head if you need it. But I'm going to have them fill out my eyebrows."
 "What if your eyebrows start growing as fast as the rest of your hair on your head?"
"Well, I will just trim them then."

The thing is, Roxanne's eyebrows look fine, and because she is crazy, I start looking for
whatdoIthinkaboutthatiscompletelyirrational
And anyway. It's probably good that Roxanne doesn't sit down at her computer at night and tell the internet the things that I am saying.