Me: I'm completely sober right now, but I can't get my iPod out of it's case to hook it up to my speakers and make it a white noise machine.
Roy: Bring it here. I'll help ya out Margie.
Me: Can that be my other nick name?
Roy: Do you like eggs? And also, do you like solving complex murders?
"I hate to namedrop, but I've been in Scottsdale."
-Judy, leaving me a voicemail
"I should carry contact solution and cases around with me, but then I guess I'd have to wear a fanny pack."
-Trox
"It's just like, how many Mongolian Empire leaders can you know?"
-Philip, watching Jeopardy
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment