Quotation, quotation
I really can't say all the drama I have been subjected to this week since coming back from San Clemente. It will all go away soon I hope, or get worse.
So, the only thing I have on my mind that is okay to talk about is the show Weeds, which is not actually appropriate to talk about either.
So here are some saved up quotes that I find funny, and are easier to think about than this week's real life.
"It's just like, they're normal mushrooms," cooking in the pan, "but they are freaking me out because they are going to be vegan."
-Celisse
"It'd be like, you're hanging out with them and he'll say, 'Can you make me a sandwich" and she'll punch him in the face but then go make him a sandwich anyways."
-Philip, on my apparent future marriage with Collin
"I have a bunch of picks for you guys. They say Metro Station on them, but they work."
-Kenny
"Here's what happened-"
"Just give us the details."
-Tony trying to help Scrib with telling a story during small group
"That's why (coffee's) dangerous," he said.
"It's not dangerous."
"Whatever relaxes you is dangerous. If you don't know that I might as well be talking to the wall."
Don DeLillo, White Noise
"It gave me the agility. To be chill."
-Tony, who will always be hilarious especially out of context
"You lost? well you're just wasting money aren't you?!"
-Philip, who had won $10 from lotto tickets, admonishing Collin
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2 comments:
Heinrich's quotes always make me laugh so hard.
"Mostly what a rat is, is a rodent."
Oh man, all of these make me sooo happy. Thank you for being a person who likes to remember the small happy things.
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