Gertrude. Norma. Maude. Beatrice. Bernice. Judy.

I'm bored from six days of drive through so I just go through names. Only one guy called me on it.
"Welcome to Starbucks, my name is--Maude. What can I get for you?"
"Your name's not Maude."
"Why not?"
"That's too old. And you laughed."
"Yep."
"You should do stripper names next."

So I did that for a little while too. Next time I think I'll go through all the characters on Lost.
This is what I have amounted to.