"If you ever meet my friends, and they say something weird about you, just kind of act like it really happened, or nod your head or something."
"What are you talking about!"
"Well, I may have exaggerated alot of the things you did."
"Oh boy."

Happy Monday. If you can call it happy, (some of you have to work :-p ) I think I'll bake a cake, wash my jeans, find where I hid that money, watch a good old movie, (raising arizona? probably.) go to work for an hour, call a buddy, break something, fold all that laundry in the livingroom, and buy a hat.

"Um, hi. Sorry. I meant to make popcorn for you, but a mouse ran through the kitchen, and I got distracted and started to do the dishes, and I was wondering if you still want popcorn?"
"Do I live in this house alone?"
"Where'd the mouse go?"
"Into the stove, I turned the burner on, but it got away. Did you already tell me if you want popcorn and I forgot?"
"So much for the stupid cat that's supposed to catch mice."
"Yeah, make some popcorn."