"Does your hair grow?"
"You think this is a wig?"
"Well, some people's hair just doesn't grow."
-two kids in spanish class

"What do you think of my hair Jordan?" I wanted to know.
"I don't know, I can't remember what it looked like before."
"Goldish-brownish-reddish."
"Oh yeah, it was ghetto."

Shaun brought pink-barbie walkie talkies to work today. Tragically, they didn't work more than 15 feet apart.